Leary Biscuit

Spread some butter on a cracker. Put about a bowl's worth of good weed on the butter. Top the weed with a chunk of cheddar cheese. Microwave until the cheese is melted. Eat.

This worked well for me although it took over an hour and a half before it kicked in. Two crackers kicked my ass and plastered me to the couch for about four hours. So, if you're planning on moving around and speaking and such I'd say eat less than two.

It shouldn't smell up the microwave, but if it does put the juice of half a lemon and some vanilla extract in a bowl of water. Microwave that for about 10 minutes, making sure the water doesn't all dry up. Then just leave the oven door open for 5 minutes to air it out. Kazam! One fresh-smelling microwave.